Thursday, May 28, 2015

Done

        Hey readers, thank you for reading all that I have blogged about. I wanted to say if you kept reading I really do appreciate it.  I have decided this will be my last post. I'm stopping because I feel as if my blog is crap. There is always a chance I will start a new blog or start posting on this one again but I am still not sure.
        You guys were great. Remember, if for any mean you want me to start posting on this blog again just email this account at the bottom. Once again thank you for reading. You guys are awesome! Goodbye readers.


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Wednesday, May 27, 2015

I'm Sorry

        Hey guys, I wanted to say I am really, really sorry about not posting recently. Today I decided to do another crap movie. Yep, you guessed it. I will be reviewing "Twilight". (Sorry if you like the movie)

        "Twilight" is a movie about vampires and werewolves basically. Belle, the main character spots a guy (Edward) walking into school. Well like any other vampire movie she starts to like him. They eventually become friends and stuff. Then there is also Jacob who is Belle's dad's friend's son. They become friends.

        So it's just like all the other vampire/werewolf movies out there. There is really no explaining this movie. I would rate this movie 2 out of 5 stars. I'm sorry this was not a really long post but I will try to post again today. Remember if you want a certain movie reviewed, comment or email. Thank you for reading. Goodbye!


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Friday, May 22, 2015

"Perfect Sisters"

        Hey guys and gals, I have decided to review "Perfect Sisters". This movie to me was a decent movie. It's not the worst I have seen but it's there if you know what I mean. This movie is based on a true story

         "Perfect Sisters" is about these two sisters, obviously. They have always been together and never separated. It was always just them and no one else. They were raised by there single mother and had a little brother. Through out their lives there mother has had many boyfriends.

         Each one worse than the other. But there was one boyfriend in particular that was the worst of them all. He had anger issues to begin with but they got worse. Now the sisters have always been mad about how much they had to go through with there mother and all of her boyfriends but this is when it really hits them. So they have always wanted a new mother and they made a joke about killing there mother.

        What will happen next? Will this joke become real life? To find out what happens next you will have to watch the movie. I would rate this movie 4 out of 5 stars. Tell me in the comments what you think of the movie. Thank you for reading my blog and always remember that if you want a certain movie reviewed either comment or email me. Goodbye!


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Thursday, May 21, 2015

"Into The Woods"

        Hey guys, I wanted to say I am so sorry for not posting the last 3 days. I have not been feeling exactly well and I also have not had a lot of time on my hands. I want to say I will try to not let this happen again. So today I will be reviewing "Into The Woods".
       
      "Into The Woods" to me was a piece of crap. I absolutely hate the movie. Now it's not because it was a play like movie. It was just a horrible movie. I am sorry if I offended you but it's just my opinion.

      "Into The Woods" is about the fairy tales we were told as children but with a twist. Jack still got beans from his cow, Red Riding Hood still goes to her grandma's house but it's still different. All the fairy tales become one. Red meets Cinderella and they both meet Jack. It's not just those tales but all of them.

         Well that basically sums that movie up. I just want to apologize one more time for not blogging for the last 3 days. Remember that if you want a certain movie reviewed comment or email me. Thank you so much for reading my blog. Bye.


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Sunday, May 17, 2015

       Hey, I am so sorry I wasn't able to do a movie today. I have been incredibly busy with family stuff. So today I am just going to tell you a riddle. When is a door not a door? Answer: when it's the eyes.

        It's the eyes because the eyes are known as the door to the soul. Thank you guys for reading and once again i'm sorry for not posting a movie. I hope all of you have a good evening. Remember if you want a movie reviewed just comment or email me. Bye!

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Saturday, May 16, 2015

"The Amityville Horror"

       Hey, so I decided to slide in one more movie for the day and that would be "The Amityville Horror". I just today watched this movie and thought "man this something I should blog about before I forget".

        So "Amityville" is about a family that moves into a house. This house in particular though is not what you think it is. The family who lived in the house before was killed by the father. He claimed that the voices in the house told him to kill them. Well ever since this family moved in things have been weird. Bad things are happening to them.

        What will happen next? Will it be like the last family? You will have to watch the movie to find out. Well I know this one isn't very long but I just wanted to through it in. Remember if there is a  certain movie you want reviewed comment or email me. Thank you for reading my blog, see you guys later, bye!

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"The Boy In The Striped Pyjamas"

         Hey, the second movie I chose for today is " The Boy In The Striped Pyjamas". I chose this movie because I just absolutely loved it.

          "The Boy In The Striped Pyjamas" is based on a true story. The whole movie is based during the Holocaust. It is about a young boy Bruno. His dad is a commandant at a concentration camp. They move to a new house kind of out in the middle of nowhere. The house is somewhat close to a concentration camp. Bruno doesn't know it's a concentration camp, he thinks it's just a farm. His mom doesn't want him to go anywhere near the camp but like any other kid he disobeyed his mom and secretly went.

       When he got there he noticed a boy on the other side of the fence. That boy was Shmuel. Bruno and Shmuel become very good friends through out the movie but one day Shmuels dad goes missing. Of course Bruno has a kind heart so he wants to help. So he decides to dig under the fence.

         You will have to watch the movie to find out what happens next. Well I would personally rate this movie  4.5 stars out of 5. I will always attempt to write more than one blog a day, so sometimes I might write so many blogs. Thank you for reading and if you want a certain movie reviewed comment or email me. Bye for now.

P.S. I know that's not how you pajamas but it's how it is spelled in the movie title.

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